FUNCTIONAL BLOOD TEST ANALYSIS
Let's pop the hood of your most important vehicle a.k.a. your body.
By looking at your blood work. NOT from a perspective of disease ~ but from a perspective of OPTIMAL WELLNESS.
Yes Please!
Why do we treat our cars better than how we treat our body?
If we look at our body for a moment like a machine ~ let's be honest, because IT IS.
We want to fuel it, and look after it to get the BEST PERFORMANCE out of it. Yep, we need the right tools and the right expertise.
AND ....
WE first need to know what we are dealing with NOW.
What's actually going on INSIDE this incredible machine?
Let's be clear, we're not just looking for "normal" - we're chasing OPTIMAL. And to do that we need FUNCTIONAL ANALYSIS of our blood work as a start point.
We want your blood work to scream fine tuned, high performance sports car!
So you can feel LIKE A TOTAL ROCKSTAR!
INTRODUCING THE ...
WARRANT OF WELLNESS
A DEEPER DIVE INTO YOUR HEALTH
Let's pop the hood and really understand what's going on now AND set you up for your BEST FUTURE
It's not just about checking for the absence or presence of disease – it's about understanding HOW your body is actually functioning.
We're on the hunt for the sweet spot where your body hums with vitality, energy, and radiant wellness. How good does that sound?!
What Is Functional Medicine Naturopathy?
I believe that our bodies have an incredible capacity to heal and thrive when given the right tools and knowledge. I'm not interested in the widely used "normal" range in your blood chemistry. What I'm interested in is HOW WELL YOUR BODY IS ACTUALLY FUNCTIONING.
Put another way, I'm not looking for the presence or absence of disease state but rather the OPTIMAL range your body needs to be in certain markers so you feel REALLY F*CKING GOOD
Here's how it works:
Blood Analysis
I'll send you a list of blood tests and how to get them done. Once you get ALL of your results, You send them to me and I will conduct a thorough, functional, analysis.
I'm not interested in the 'normal' range or the 'standard' blood tests. I'm interested in, the OPTIMAL range and HOW your body is actually functioning.
Personalised Insights
You'll have also filled out a questionnaire for me. With this and the blood results, I get a really good picture of what needs to be tweaked, changed or nourished. You are unique, your health is unique, and so is this approach. I'll give you personalised insights into how your body is functioning, highlighting areas that need attention.
The Path to Wellness
In an audio recording, I'll explain how your body is working and I'll guide you how to improve things. This may be nutrition, lifestyle changes, supplements, etc, all designed to optimise your wellness.
I won't leave you in the lurch ~ if you want to dive deeper, there will be options to grab one or more 1:1 sessions at checkout.
THE POWER OF FUNCTIONAL MEDICINE NATUROPATHY
An approach that sees you as a whole person, not just a list of symptoms.
An approach focused on the cause.
That's FUNCTIONAL MEDICINE NATUROPATHY
In terms of blood work analysis it's about looking at your results from an "optimal" range point of view, rather than a "you're all good because you don't have a specific disease" point of view.
It's about PREVENTION – stopping issues before they become big issues. Making sure you are living your best life well into the Autumn of your life.
The best part?
I don't just tell you what to do ~ I teach you WHY it matters, so you're in control (you know, helping you be the CEO of your body).
My GOAL is simple: to help you feel better, sleep better, and live better, for the long haul. It's your path to a healthier, happier, thriving you.
WHO AM I?
I’m Rach Bird and I’m a Functional Wellness expert I marry science with a sprinkle of magic to achieve incredible wellness for women With over 20 years experience in the wellness space and well over 55 years of wisdom, I’m on a mission to teach women to be the CEO of their own bodies I’m trained in all sorts of cool stuff (naturopathy, psychology, herbal medicine, integrative nutrition, functional medicine, human design & pilates) I have an unapologetic, no BS approach supporting women to experience holistic health and vitality in all areas of life I live in Hawke’s Bay with my Mr Bird and our two incredible teenagers and many, many (MANY) animals
What clients are saying about the Warrant of Wellness..
Hilary L
First, thank you so much for this, such a positive experience. I've played the audio and emailed myself some notes and I'll play it again soon. So great to have a recording!! I'll be keen for the follow up Deep Dive consult - can't wait.
Anne M
Just got my Warrant of Wellness recording.
Fabulous fabulous fabulous !!! Thank you for breaking that down ! It’s so good to have a plan!!! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU !!
Steph R
I thought I knew what I needed to learn and then change about my lifestyle, yes Rach taught me that and so much more. Rach is brutally honest but in an incredibly nurturing way, she’s real, she’s human and she gets it.
Let's pop the hood on your most important vehicle, YOUR BODY!
You'll receive an email and PDF with all the details